RU Ready to Rumble?

Baby murder in a pill!

RU Ready for RU-486? - w4m - 24
Reply to: anon-90432838@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-08-11, 2:48PM EDT

I'm an attractive young woman who just learned from peeing on the stick that the rabbit is dead and the doctor confirmed: I'm six weeks pregnant. I am going to be taking RU-486 soon and I am looking for a man to help me through it.

I have always heard that having an orgasm during childbirth is the best pain killer, so I feel it might help with the abortion cramps. I am currently single so I need a gentle, yet firm hand to help me.

Please write me if you are that man.


Adam, the Sex Abortionist

Adam wrote:

Hello:

fit, attractive wm.. 29, 6 ft, 185 lbs....

I would love to help you and lavish you with attention, both with my tongue and 10" cock and treat you like a princess....

But, I think we have have to try pregnant sex first, before you take the 486... Horney?

Birdparty wrote:

No, I want to have sex during the medical abortion. I've heard that a long hard cock up the ass canal makes the fetus slide out sooner. It will make it pleasurable, like taking a shit.

Adam wrote:

find anyone yet to help with this..??

I may be willing..

Birdparty wrote:

Are you willing to help with clean up and the baptism? If so, I am willing to have abortion sex. But the pregnancy is not very far along. Maybe your 10-incher can help dislodge the little life inside me.

Adam wrote:

yes i would be willing to help with the clean up- but baptism..??

I have a huge fantasy about pregnant sex! Never done it... are you really horney?

Birdparty wrote:

Of course I am horny. How do you think I got knocked up?

I am Roman Catholic and just because I am aborting my child, it does not mean I want to damn it to purgatory. I want the best life possible for my baby, and that means aborting it. I want to baptize the fetus so it can go be at Jesus's side. It is not complicated, we just need a little holy water.


Something like this, only a little messier

Adam wrote:

well, i am catholic too and I can understand that...

so, how would this work.. you would take the 486 and..?

Birdparty wrote:

Here is my idea: together we somehow get the toilet water blessed by a priest. My brother has one he has been blackmailing since childhood. Or, we fill the pot with holy water from a local church. It is incredibly important to me that my child be baptized into my faith.


Fetus baptistery

Would you assist by holding up the rosary and saying hail marys while I flush? This is no dead goldfish I am sending from my drain to the toilet drain -- rather what should be my first born if life hadn't dealt me such a hard hand.

Help me make sure my baby is up there bouncing on God's knee where it belongs -- not floating aimlessly forever in purgatory.

Adam wrote:

god, you're getting me horney. i have a ranging hard-on.

do you have a photo?

Birdparty wrote:

I have attached a recent picture. My tits are a bit larger now because of the pregnancy, though, keep in mind.

Would you mind going into a church and stealing the necessary holy water?

Adam wrote:

yes, i will help and yes, i will get holy water. there is a church near me that i don't think locks the doors at nite.

when are you interested in doing this?

Birdparty wrote:

I thought Sunday would be the most appropriate time. Are you free? And do you have some clean sheets I can borrow?

Adam wrote:

yes and yes.

Birdparty wrote:

My apartment building has old pipes and I am concerned about clogging them with the fetus flushing. We can do it at my place as long as you don't mind using the toilet plunger if things get clogged. I'm concerned about using Drano -- do you think if we put Drano in the toilet that the water would still be holy?


It's better than a wire hanger!

Adam wrote:

that's fine. So, tell me exactly what you want to happen when we get togther. what do I need to do?

Birdparty wrote:

A lot of it will be just responding to what I need. I can't say now what that will be. But the clean up, baptism, and inducing of orgasm during contractions are critical.

Adam wrote:

how am i going to induce orgasm?? my cock in your ass..?

Birdparty wrote:

I would like you to eat my pussy as the fetus is expelled. What do you think? Then you could earn your red wings.

Adam wrote:

that's definitely possible.

how about pregnant sex this evening though...?

Birdparty wrote:

Let me think about it. I'm having cramps.

Adam wrote:

I would love to knock on your door, or have you come over and pull your panties down with my teeth and slowly lick you to orgasm, before I slide my big cock in you and fuck you hard, while I play with your swollen breasts... imagine how good an orgasm would feel....

remember i have a 10" cock, really... very attractive...

Birdparty wrote:

That schlong sounds humongous. Maybe you could dislodge the fetus with your monster cock and save me the co-pay on filling the RU-486 prescription?

Adam wrote:

sure, if that's possible, i'd be willing to. if i poke around enough i might be able to get the fetus out. but it will mean i have to fuck you over and over again.

i am getting so horney just thinking about it. tell me what are you wearing now...?

Birdparty wrote:

A Mu Mu and jeans with an elastic waist.


A stylish Mu Mu for the sexy abortion queen on the go