From Russia with Birth Defects

Pretty Blonde seek American Husband - w4m - 22 (Embassy Row)
Reply to: anon-85945@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-07-21, 4:26PM EDT

I am attractive, blond Slovakian. I come to US to be nanny to diplomat child, but my country no longer able to support embassy or pay for return. So I must find husband in United States. I am not prostitute!!!

I seek tall, successful man who need good wife help with cleaning, cooking with ration and enjoying romantic evening. I am good with children and would make excellent second wife.

Please, no sex perverts!


This man claims to be heterosexual

BooFooLuvr wrote:

You sound intriguing. You are a little young.....do you have a mature, refined attitude? Hopefully you have no children. Are you will to re-locate, travel, do you enjoy the outdoors?

I am a very successful owner of two franchise hotels in western Pennsylvania. I have a residence there and a getaway apartment in Bethesda, Maryland. I have no children and doubt if I want any in the future.

Greg

P.S.: you would have to be a good mother to my "little girl" BooFoo (6 year old female bichone)!


Boo Foo rides in style

Birdparty wrote:

No children but have sold eggs before to gay American couple, very fertile, like chicken.

Yes, refined, work in embassy. Also junior ice skating champion home in Slovakia. Have outfit I change to wear during day ice skating, night to discoteque! You enjoy figure skating and discoteque?

I love small dog. Very white. I brush much. Your age is how many?

BooFooLuvr wrote:

I am glad you like my dog! She is pure pleasure and a lot of fun!

I will be 44 in August.

I love to dance, enjoy dining out and bar hopping.

I also love to travel, mostly within the U.S. I visit several cities every year, for business/pleasue: NYC, Chicago and Vegas. Last March I visited the Mirival Spa near Tuscon, AZ.


Recharging at an Arizona day spa -- but where's Boo Foo?

I spend a lot of time in the country: as you notice by my picture of my Western Pennsylvania home, I have several vehicles which are used in the woods and back roads.

Fitness is also important to me; I spend approximately 1 hour in the gym most days.

Greg

P.S. -- check out the pics of my new Jeep. Boo Foo loves it!


Boo Foo likes off roading, but can't get muddy


Boo Foo checks her hair before leaving

Birdparty wrote:

Greg,

I am thin, not tall, only know height in metric system!

You like spa? I like spa. We get pedicure and manicure together, no? I like do hair too, you do hair? Then we go to discotheque in Las Vegas!

You think Katka pretty? Am ex-Czechoslovakian but we divorce unclean Czechs many years ago, become Slovakian. You like Slovak girl? My last boyfriend like to be in bed with me and boy same time - you like Slovak girl??

Love for,
Katka

BooFooLuvr wrote:

Katka,

I love Slovak girls!!

I do not like to be in bed with boys, but do like being in bed with girls, one or more at a time.

Where do you live in the area?


He's sucking it in

Greg

Birdparty wrote:

Greg, I like picture very much. You very sexy. Almost as much as Boo Foo, but not complete.

I like figure skating. You like figure skate? We get four small little skates to put Boo Foo paw so she not leave out. If you don't want new man in bed with us, which fine, how about male bichone for Boo Foo? Friend like Precious from Silence of Lamb movie. We even get lotion for basket.

You like activity in the outdoor? I need fresh air because grow up near Soviet paint factory. We ride motorcyle around with Boo Foo in basket on front -- but we have to take lotion out first so Boo Foo have room to manuever. We also get Boo Foo doggy helmet and goggles for ride safety. We take Boo Foo to vet in motorocycle basket to have worm remove.

It must be hard at time for Boo Foo to be raised by single parent, but I will love her as would with any redhead stepchild. I will love Boo Foo my own.

Love to,
Katka

BooFooLuvr wrote:

Katka,

You are a very funny girl! BooFoo loves to ride my Harley...no kidding!

I am heading to the metro right now to go to Georgetown. If you want to meet me there (you tell me where, I dont know many places) give me a call on my cell: 814-932-[deleted].

Greg

P.S. -- BooFoo and I on my old bike in 2001.


Boo Foo can't possibly enjoy riding his Harley

Birdparty wrote:

Hello Greg,

Thank you for email and for pic of Boo Foo on bike with you -- she adventurous like penguin in desert. But still, she need companion from man, as I need from you. You want to get male bichon frise -- name him Precious -- he can boo foo Boo Foo, no?

Katka not have cell phone. Battery cause cancer in brain, and after Chernobyl, I take no risk. Perhaps we meet at Zoo -- introduce Boo Foo to lion! Katka like lion like Greg like spa. When we go?

Love at,
Katka

BooFooLuvr wrote:

Hi Katka !,

I am sorry for not getting back to you sooner....I have been having computer problems...I may be available to meet with you this weekend....what is your schedule for Friday evening, Saturday afternoon or evening?

Greg


Get out of my dreams, get into my car