Smoke crack?

Reggie's got a court date and a crack rock

SMOKE CRACK?? - m4w - 21
Reply to: anon-71869176@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-05-05, 7:00PM EDT

I GOT DAT GOOD SHIT.. HOLLA (THIS ISNT FAKE)

* this is in or around PG COUNTY

Birdparty wrote:

Are you fo real? I’m jonesin for a taste.

Reggie wrote:

AS REAL AS IT GETS.WHY YOU ASKING?

Birdparty wrote:

I'd love to get together and smoke crack. What else you looking for?

Reggie wrote:

well its not cooked. u like blow? what else u wanna give? u are a woman right? send me a pic and description

Birdparty wrote:

You’re talking crack, right? I know how to make it, if you want. And yes I am a woman. I'm good company and maybe if you give me some crack, you can stick your goods in a few of mine.

Reggie wrote:

when and where do u wanna hook up?

Birdparty wrote:

Well you still haven't addressed the original topic of your ad which drew me in -- and that's the crack. Do you have any cracks or not? Ass cracks don't count, I want the real shit.

Reggie wrote:

i been told u i got uncooked. therefore i have addressed the original. i got da real shit. how do i know u aint the police

Birdparty wrote:

The police wouldn't care if you had crack or coke, they'd just arrest you either way. I on the other hand, am not interested in any of your coke. It's the rock I crave.

It used to be the other kind of rock I wanted -- a diamond ring. But since my marriage failed after Bruce turned out to be a closeted homosexual, I have turned to crack and sex. The crack makes me feel good and the sex reminds me that I am a desirable woman. I have lost several teeth in my pursuit of the rock, but this makes blow jobs much more sensual.

Hugs and kisses,
Gloria

P.S. -- I can make a tin foil crack pipe.

Reggie wrote:

u tell me when u free....and we can go from there

Birdparty wrote:

I don't have a job, so I am free when you are. I do like to watch Oprah weekday afternoons, Desperate Housewives Sunday nights and The Mclaughlin Group Sunday mornings. Can we work around these shows?

Reggie wrote:

gimmie your name and number

Birdparty wrote:

Are you a cop?

Reggie wrote:

no.fuck no.im actually in trouble with the law right now and i have a courtdate on the 31st. how are we gonna meet if i dont have your info. i go to work all day so i wanted your number so when i get off i could hit u up one day to see if u were ready for me. im not gonna press you out about it though. its on you. u either trust me or u dont.

Birdparty wrote:

Whether I trust you or not depends on what you are in trouble with the law for. Is this just a speeding ticket or are we talking something more intense?

Reggie wrote:

i got caught with my gun. im not going to keep going back and forth typing to you babes, trying to explain to you that im not a cop. remember homie, u hit me for it. if i were a real cop, i would have been had enough technology over here to track your housing information just from your emails you sent me and been locked your ass up. i only have a lil bit of shit left so im getting rid of it as we speak. im not going to reup cause i dont know what this judge is going to try and do to me.so its no point to buy more if i might be going to jail.so if u want it, u need to stop bullshitting. either yes or no. no more bs'ing. tired of typing. holla atcha boy

Birdparty wrote:

I like to freebase out of man's ass. Are you game?

Reggie wrote:

baby you sound smoking.

u still on. email me and let me know