Steak with a man marinade

Forget the toupee, where’s the beef?

sex after steak - m4w - 29
Reply to: anon-6359@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-04-06, 12:17AM CDT

I am about to sit down and eat a steak. It's been a really good day for me, and I'd like to top off the day with some NSA fun, at least oral sex, if not more. I'm a playful guy who likes to let my hands wander and explore, all while making sure we both have fun.

Birdparty wrote:

Can we incorporate the steak into our sexcapades? If not, I ain't interested.

Steven wrote:

Of course we can incorporate the steak into our sexcapades! That would make sex even more yummy! (sorry, bad joke I know). I can host for steak fun, but only later in the evening.


Ms. Birdparty prefers her meat bloody

Birdparty wrote:

Can I rub a raw steak all over your giant forehead, then have you fuck me with that raw slab of meat?

Steven wrote:

That would be just fine. Like I say, i'm always willing to try something new. So the steak rubbing is fine.

Birdparty wrote:

I love meat and poultry and see no reason why they cannot be incorporated into sex. I like to take chicken hearts and gizzards and shove them right up a man's ass. We would use gravy as lubricant, of course.


Jar o'’ pickled gizzards, a.k.a., ben wa balls

Steven wrote:

You can spank me with the steak if you want to. Shoving things up my ass sounds hot!

Birdparty wrote:

I am so glad you are open to food play. So few men are these days. Since you like to have things inserted in your ass, how about if I give you a humus enema? If there is any mess, I will clean it up with some pita bread and make a sandwich with it for my daughter.


Where's the hummus?

When can you do this? I would prefer you host, because of my daughter, but if necessary we could perhaps have some food fun while she's at school. Do you want to masturbate into her lunch box?

Steven wrote:

I'd love to host (and do some stuff in that lunchbox)! But I have to tell you that I don't let just anyone shove food up my ass until I trust them completely first. That's a sensitive area, so I need to be careful with it.

Birdparty wrote:

I like raunchy food play. The whole reason I wrote you was your mention of steaks. I am very disappointed at your reluctance to allow me to give you a hummus enema. It's kind of a deal breaker for me.

Steven wrote:

Okay-

I'll let you give me the hummus enema, but I get to fuck you with a cucumber, and slide it in and out of your cunt until I'm satisfied you've had enough.

Birdparty wrote:

I love cuCUMbers, and you may ream me with one, but you must use the special one I grew in my "garden." I've attached a picture of myself with it.


Forget the glasses, cucumbers are better for bags under the eyes!

Since you get to put a cumumber into me, I get to have some fun too. I want to put pepperoni slices over your eyes, blinding you, and then apply peanut butter and grape jelly to your bald head. Then I want you to take that PB&J dome of yours and rub it all over my microwave oven.

When is your availability?


Peanut butter and jelly on white bread

Steven wrote:

I love your food ideas! You are one kinky and culinary girl! And your pic with the cucumber is hotter than green curry at a Thai restaurant (a possible anal lube?).

I'm usually free late in the evenings, or on the weekends. My place really isn't the best for hosting... so hopefully you have a place we can go.